You're Different -- And That's Bad

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Robert: Dad's New Wife

Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

All Cats Go to Hell

The Little Sissy That Snitched

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?

That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption.

Grandpa Gets a Casket

101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool

Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Strangers Have the Best Candy

Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Your Nightmares Are Real

Where Would You Like to be Buried?

You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown

-:|:-Things Lawyers have Actually Asked-:|:-

"The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"

"Were you present when your picture was taken?"

"Were you alone or by yourself?"

"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"

"Did he kill you?"

"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

"How many times have you committed suicide?"

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

***Some Quotez***

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

"Children in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause children"

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead men stood up to fight, three blind men to see fair play, forty mutes to yell hooray, back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot eachother

If you treat a woman like an object thats just wrong, but if you treat an object like a woman thats just disgusting!

You're not an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings

When man discovered mil came from cows, what did he think he was doing?

If quizes are quizical what are tests?

*Nifty Factz*

*The drink Coca-Cola originally contained the drug cocaine in it.

*The ashes of the average cremated person weighs nine pounds.

*Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time!

* There are 253 ways to make change for a dollar.

* Texas is the only state that is allowed to fly it's State flag the same height as the US flag.

* A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

* There are more chickens than people in the world.

* Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

* No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

* The first product to have a UPC bar code on its packaging was Wrigley's gum.

* The giraffe's heart is huge; it weighs twenty-five pounds, is two feet long, and has walls up to three inches thick.

*BABAY JOKE!*